The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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