i may or may not be watching the land before time
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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