are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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