Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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