I must be too annoying 4 u.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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