My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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