why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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