All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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