We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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