ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
We had sex on a dog bed..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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