Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So. Much. Porn.
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