If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
