I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it's great music for shaving your balls
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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