Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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