I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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