I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Someone stole a lamp last night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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