The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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