I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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