So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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