if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
