The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I have post one night stand depression
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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