I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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