it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
3 2 1 whiskey
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
