brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's never too late to be topless.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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