If that was your dad, he is hot
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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