Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
