Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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