Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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