At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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