Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just tell him i said nine months
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
