So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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