my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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