On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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