Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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