Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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