One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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