He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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