Define "chronic" masturbator.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just found puke in my bra..
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
