I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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