is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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