you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
