is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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