i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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