Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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