I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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