we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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