Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She said her name was "party"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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