a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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