I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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