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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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