IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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